Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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