is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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