some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
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Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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