Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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