So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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