just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
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