Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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