Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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