how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
