Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
accomplished twins. life is a go
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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