just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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