Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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