So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
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I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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