Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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