Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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