She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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