Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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