It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
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Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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