I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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