dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
We smell like vodka and hangover
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