Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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