Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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