Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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