speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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