O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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You're a waste of cheezeits
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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