Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
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I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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