Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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