In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Text me some of your sweat
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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