I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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