therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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