is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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