You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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