I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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