Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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