i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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