this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
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By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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