i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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