So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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