He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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