it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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