I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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