What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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