Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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