I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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