He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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