it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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