if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
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Well, I met his girlfriend...
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?