You're so nebulous sometimes
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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