Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
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she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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