found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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