aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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