yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
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My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
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Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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