You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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