Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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