Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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